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Catnip has some kind of exotic cold/flu/malaria, but she cannot ignore her public so she is soldiering on. She's not sure who they might be or if there really are any people reading her blog. Someday, she hopes to get some peeps of her own. This week I have read some things and seen some things that you might not be aware of. I tuned in on The Graham Norton Effect via The Comedy Channel the other night and I must say that he is my pick for the hottest new show. Here's what I learned. Gone are the days of those tacky beach ball kind of blow up dolls. Ladies, the scientists have created a new lifesize Miss Hottie doll that is anatomically correct and has an ass you can bounce a quarter off of. Some guy on the show was spanking it and that's why I know that. Very realistic looking hair and, of course, she's wearing Victoria's Secret bras and panties with thigh high black stockings. Men, you must provide the sexy, strappy shoes to finish off the total package. Yep, she's got everything including a designer hoo hah. If a crate shows up at your house that might be big enough to accommodate a very thin pliable woman, it's her. Just thought you ladies might want to know. Here's something on The History Channel that you might accidentally watch thinking it will be like Sex and The City. It's called Sex and The Civil War and it's just not the same. Very disappointing.Recently, I read a book about a female psychic who is not Sylvia Browne or anyone of her caliber. I flipped through this book hoping I would find some new secret ways to tweak my own psychic nature. Sylvia always has exercises, lots of input, really explains things in detail, and sometimes she provides a CD. What I learned from this particular book is that the author took the details from the books written by about four different prominent psychics and stuck all their secrets in her book. After spending about an hour speed reading through it, I gave it to PT to drop off at the library when he goes to get another book for himself. Nope, can't tell you the name of it. Don't need to be sued.PT reads an awful lot of serial killer/murder mystery novels. I rarely go in with him so the library gals probably think he's already offed me and I'm laying out in the woods with a cap in my ass. They probably also think I had it coming. I thought I would give one of the books he read a try. After that I read four more written by this particular author. Here is what I've learned about the main character who is a coroner. She has a huge rack. She keeps walking in on her niece and finding her kissing another woman. I think she should knock before barging in and leave the girls alone. Almost every book involves fraternal twin killers. I'm waiting for the triplet killers next. Without fail, there is the kindly older woman who helps her out with a super place to stay when she is being harassed and pursued by the psychopathic serial killer. Now, I know I said she had a huge rack and all that, but why does each serial killer specifically want to ravage her, check out her rack, and then kill her? Frankly, I'm worried about the kind of men she attracts. When will she learn that she might need to find another profession? You know the author could mix it up and maybe have the psychopathic serial killer fall in love with some other character every now and then. The police, FBI, SWAT team, and other law enforcement people spend all their time protecting her sweet ass. I say that she is the whole problem. My advice for her would be to get breast reduction surgery and try not to be so damned sexy. I couldn't live with the idea that every new case that came in was going to bring another fatal attraction kind of love my way. You know, maybe she could have one of those designer dolls for men made to look just like her and then she could get some actual work done and avoid having a traumatic near death experience in each book. I have a fever, am hurting all over, can't quit coughing up bad things long enough to sleep and probably have diptheria, so if none of this makes sense that's the reason why. I think I already said something similar to this already. Oh well........... Architectural Outdoor Lighting outdoor villa lighting wiley x florida discount health care

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